The Ultimate Uniform for the Heavily Caffeinated Say it with your whole chest: caffeine is an absolute necessity. If you survive on iced coffee and spooky vibes, this "My Blood Type is Coffee" vintage skeleton tee is exactly what you need. Featuring a stunning, photorealistic retro skeleton getting a much-needed iced coffee IV, this shirt perfectly captures that bold, sarcastic energy for Halloween and beyond.
Because killer style should be accessible to everyone, you can enjoy a uniform flat rate across all adult sizes from Small up to 5X. No hidden fees for extended sizing—just straightforward, unapologetic comfort.
Premium Comfort & Construction The Gildan Softstyle® 64000 redefines casual comfort. Designed with a modern, classic crewneck fit, this lightweight (4.5 oz/yd²) tee is a dependable wardrobe staple that feels blissful to wear all year round, whether you are dressing it up or keeping it casual.
Premium Fabric: Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton. Heather colors feature a 35% ring-spun cotton / 65% polyester blend. Sport Grey and Antique colors use a 90% cotton / 10% polyester blend, and Graphite Heather is a 50/50 blend.
Seamless Design: Constructed without side seams for a smoother, more flattering fit.
Built to Last: Shoulders are reinforced with twill tape for added durability, and the ribbed-knit collar helps prevent stretching and curling.
Scratch-Free: Every shirt features a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
Ethical & Safe: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Certified by OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 for safety and quality assurance, and backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
